What in the aqua blue H-E-double hockey sticks does the kid "not understanding cool" have to do with him being cool?
Ummm... OTHER people know what cool looks like.
Don't ever underestimate the value of taking your kid out looking cool #thugdaddynation. One day he'll have to know how to do it by himself.
Stupid things like pleather jackets and $50 hightop Jordans may not be all that sensible when he will grow out of it in a week, but dang, he's gonna look gooood while he's growing ain't he?